A laugh for the day - is spam getting nuttier?

Some subject lines from SPAM received recently (I couldn't even make these up):

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My fave:

From: "Martinkus E. Holli"
To: netcrimes@netcrimes.net
Subject: Hello, deepshit!

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(um, they're a few months late or early - you choose)

From: "Shirley Wallace"
To:
Subject: Time to prepare for Valentine's Day.. be ready!
Date: , 31 May 2009 22:56:41 -0500

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(oh honey!)

Date: Mon, 1 Jun 2009 13:52:14 +0100
From: "Gene Corona"
To: netcrimes@netcrimes.net
Subject: Penis Enlargement announcement

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(snicker)

From: "FedEx Courier Service Delivery"
Subject: COMFIRMATION OF YOUR PACKAGE
Date: Mon, 1 Jun 2009 08:37:51 +0800

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(calling all my gay friends)

From: "Caleb Hardin"
To:
Subject: From now you will be able to please any size-queen.
Date: Mon, 1 Jun 2009 00:56:56 -0300

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(respond to this, bitch)

From: stelmaschuk.2@osu.edu
Date: Tue, 26 May 2009 18:26:25 -0700
Subject: Sequel to your non response

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(have you been watching me pee?)

Subject: Re: Yellow or Green ..?
From: info@paima.r-crew.com
Date: Tue, 26 May 2009 09:45:06 -0500

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(Kelly who? and what pain?)

From: "aaronmckellar@alienedh.com"
Sent: Tuesday, May 19, 2009 6:23:37 PM
Subject: Hey Kelly pain wont go away?

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