Please don't let my obit read like this

I was reading the Sunday paper late (this morning) and burst out laughing when I saw this "featured" obituary:

Anne Kazilonionis, 85, foster grandparent, loved hats

Now, the actual obit online doesn't have the "loved hats" part.

So please, everyone, when I die, don't let them write:

Jayne Hitchcock, (insert age), writer, loved llamas.

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