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Monday, October 12, 2009

The economy's so bad. . .

(from a friend)

The Economy's Sooooo Bad That:

I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

I ordered a burger at McDonalds & the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"

CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds", you call them & ask if they meant you or them.

Hot Wheels & Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies & learned their children's names.

A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.

Motel 6 won't leave the light on anymore.

The Mafia is laying off judges.

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

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