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Wednesday, November 19, 2008

School - 1957 VS 2007

Glad it wasn't 2007 when I went to school how about you?
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SCHOOL -- 1957 vs. 2007

Scenario:

Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot

with shotgun in gun rack.

1957

- Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car

and gets his shotgun to show Jack.

2007

- School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to

jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for

traumatized students and teachers.



Scenario:

Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.

1957

- Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies.

2007 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark.

Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it.



Scenario:

Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students.

1957

- Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by the Principal.

Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.

2007 - Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. Tested

for ADD. School gets extra money from state because Jeffrey has a

disability.


Scenario:

Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad gives him a

whipping with his belt.

1957

Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to

college, and becomes a successful businessman.

2007

Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy removed to

foster care and joins a gang. State psychologist tells Billy's sister

that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison.

Billy's mom has affair with psychologist.



Scenario:

Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.

1957

Mark shares aspirin with Principal out on the smoking dock.

2007

Police called, Mark expelled from school for drug violations.

Car searched for drugs and weapons.



Scenario:

Pedro fails high school English.

1957

Pedro goes to summer school, passes English, goes to college.

2007

Pedro's cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear

nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for

graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against state

school system and Pedro's English teacher. English banned from core

curriculum. Pedro g iven diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for

a living because he cannot speak English.



Scenario:

Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from 4th of July, puts them

in a model airplane paint bottle, blows up a red ant bed.

1957

Ants die.

2007

BATF, Homeland Security, FBI called. Johnny charged with

domestic terrorism, FBI investigates parents, siblings removed from

home, computers confiscated, Johnny's Dad goes on a terror watch list

and is never allowed to fly again.



Scenario:

Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is

found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary hugs him to comfort him.

1957

In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.

2007

Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job.

She faces 3 years in State Prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years of

therapy.

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This should hit every e-mail to show how stupid we have become!

And if we do not wake up and take our country back - WE will not have

a country , nor a society to grow old in or for our children to grow

up in

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